Woman: Here's the laundry. I picked up the clothes, put them in the basket, "dragged them down and washed them. And now as you can see, I'm delegating the folding. Man: Wow. These smell really clean!
I said I’d do the folding until my wife decided she didn’t like the way I was folding. So I said I’d do the washing until she said she didn’t like my washing. Now I only have to put my dirty clothes in the laundry basket and peace and tranquility reign supreme.