Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 20, 2013
May 16, 2013
May 23, 2013
Transcript:
bad day trips lurid caverns - embarrassing stalagmite formations & tour guides who keep nudging you. avoid especially the "grotto of glands." geek's neck varmint refuge - just what it says; varmints, mostly un-desirable alien species. and all they do is molt, smell & eat each other. big pile state park - formerly amazing rock state park until the accident. the park ranger on duty seems depressed & withdrawn. cretin's run national battlefield - site of the civil war's least decisive battle. a magnet for irate reenactors who spit almost too authentically.
Been there, done that, I think. Then there’s the long trip to the big, important, once-in-a-lifetime overseas museum that is “Closed Today.”