Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 18, 2016
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Transcript:
Spring Guide to Plants Best Avoided Verbatum Parrots your every word in a high-pitched whine. Why did I ever plant that thing? Why did I ever plant that thing. Cut it out! Cut it out. I'm gettin' the shovel! I'm gettin' the shovel I mean it. I mean it! Screaming Bloody Verdure Panicky & high maintenance. I have an aphid on me! Me too! Aagh! Puerilium Unfit for the more refined garden. How de trop. Magic Bean Stalk Produces an endless supply of gigantic not very tasty beans. None of the neighbors one anymore, either. Well, go see if you can trade em for a cow or something.
Magic beans? Maybe one, but only if you trade for this bagful of zucchini.