Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 06, 2016
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What's new at the beach? Unabridged popular fiction flybys- twice-daily! The nosebleed by Stephen King No more tacky T-shirts! World-famous Ocean City saltwater coffee Sandypants Sam's PC Tees I'm a red hot mama and I vote I'm with this individual Born to raise issues And taffy is off the menu! Need help? Try the upgraded rescue system! Or, we can just stay inside and wait for the damn sunburn to subside. Grin! Not so loud. You're hurting my scalp. The Sea Slug
And you wonder why I don’t go to public beaches?!