Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 20, 2016
Hey dad! Time to mow the lawn Father's Day Fun Page But first try to find these lost items- a soccer shoe, a trowel, a badminton racket, some kind of Barbie doll thing, a hula hoop, the TV remote, that electrical drill chuck key you've been looking for, your sense of purpose, your self-confidence, just one minute of peace & quiet, any feeling of forward momentum in life at all, I don't know.... Is there any beer? Do not write in this space Place Beer Here It's your Father's Day fun page beer coaster. Kids Korner Hey dad, where's your head? I don't know. Ask your mother.