Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 14, 2018

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richard's poor almanac by richard thompson eradicated media - savvy beaver range - where the action is. description - initially diverting fifteen-minute wonder. rat: is there something i can help you with? rats as big as cats range - there's one under your chair. description - large and rat-like those damn hoppy bugs that always jump right at you range - your basement. description - go down in your basement and look at one. little drop-kick sweater dogs range - the end of some old lady's leash. description - some of them wear little matching hats, too. (the dogs) frogs with extra legs range - all-you-can-eat french restaurants. description - taste just like chicken. canadian romping sloth free ranging description - a nice change from the common inert sloth until a herf of them move through & flatten your azaleas.