Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 10, 2023
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special exclusive thanksgiving day parade preview all-in-one float. salutes peace, plenty, blessings of liberty, dalai lama & george gershwin. shringers road rage review. interminable marching band that isn't playing anything yet. faulty rugrats balloon deflates & must be pushed bodily down parade route. arrival of santa.
What’s a Thanksgiving Day parade without a little Shriner Road Rage, several interminable bands not playing anything, and especially Santa in his long, low, heavily-armored limousine, accompanied by a platoon of armed elf-agents?