Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 18, 2009
December 17, 2009
December 19, 2009
Transcript:
Meanwhile, back at the north pole. TNT: Hey, kid, where's your family? Kid: I ain't got none, at least I ain't never met 'em. TNT: Geez, that's sad, kid. Especially at Christmas. Kid: That's why I came to the north pole. I wanted to ask Santa to give me a family for Christmas. Aw. Don't blubber about it, TNT. Please. TNT: Sorry, kid. Once the waterworks are open, the valves don't close.
