Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 19, 2009

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Santa: This is my favorite part of Christmas, Rip. Fresh cookies and cold milk left by the wee children. Rip: Hold on, Claus. Those scrumptious morsels might be poisoned by skull. I'll need to sample them. Hurk! *gag* *choke* *weez!* Santa: Are they toxic? Rip: Worse, they have walnuts in them.