Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 21, 2009
Transcript:
Rip & Cobra are doing security for Santa. Cobra: I've got the perimeter, you handle the entry point. Rip: Don't forget we're bringing things in, not out, master thief. Cobra: Really? So it's like that? You think I'd burgle on Christmas eve? Rip: I think you'd sell your sainted mother for the right price. Santa: Um... We've got a schedu - Cobra: Zip it, Kringle. Rip: Yeah, give the gift of silence, will ya?