Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 20, 2014
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Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Great grand opening bash, Cobra. Cobra Carson: I'm so happy you came tonight, Rip. Rip Haywire: You threatened to blow up the town if I didn't. Cobra Carson: Can't a girl tease? Dance with me! Rip, we used to do so much damage together. Come back to me! Rip Haywire: You only want t you can't have... you don't need me, Cobra... Cobra Carson: And who needs you? Strawberry fatcake over there!!? Rip Haywire: Careful, your horns are showing.
Cobra has some nerve telling Rip she wants him back; she left him the moment she learned their marriage wasn’t legit. Then she ran off to be a Pirate Queen.