Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 28, 2014
April 27, 2014
April 29, 2014
Transcript:
Spur: Ah, Mr. Fullvit, my favorite oily sales rep. What are you hawking today? Mr. Fullvit: Ingredient X! The greatest invention for mankind since the salesman! I kid. Our boys in the chemical lab said the rats loved it! (Ka-Cough!) After we starved them for weeks. (Ka-Wheeze!) Guaranteed to cut production costs by ninety-eight percent! Spur: Where do I sign?
Uh-oh, I smell lawsuit!