Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 21, 2014
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July 22, 2014
Transcript:
Rip looked up an old soldier buddy, Maddog Ironguts! Rip Haywire: You say love did the to you? You look worse than the new teenage mutant ninja turtles! Maddog Ironguts: Yep. That's why I Calle you... Mona dumped me, I got the yips, and I'm about to lose my career! Rip Haywire: What do you want me to do about it? If you think I'm going to talk to your girl for you, forget it! I'll be honest, the last time I played matchmaker ws in mercenary school. It nearly collapsed a foreign government. Maddog Ironguts: We all remember Trinidad and Tobago, Rip. No one's asking you to talk to a woman again.
I agree with you Rip. The new TNMT, look like mutated globs of…um…well…I’ll just say, what the heck were they thinking?!