Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 22, 2014
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Transcript:
Breezy: Where are you going, Rip? Rip Haywire: Maddog Ironguts told me he was brought down by love! And also possibly his insane Funyuns habit! He loved his girl so much, he became too afraid to stupidly risk his life in the quest for glory and sweet explosions! She broke him and then dumped him... now we have to pick up the pieces of his wimpy, miserable life. Love. There's no room for it in hero work. Breezy: Present company excluded, right, Rip? Sweetie? Darling... Cobra Carson: Well, looks like we're on a level playing field now, carrot cake head!
I see the Betty-Veronica Dynamic is in full effect today!BTW: Mr. Head, are you related to Anthony?And I think Christina Hendricks would play Breezy. Angelina Jolie would be Cobra. Dan Thompson would play Rip.