Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 14, 2014
Transcript:
Highwayman: Kill the woman who failed to trick Haywire. That walking chin will pay for seeing through my needlessly elaborate plans! Miss Bucksley: Nooooo! Pretty people aren't supposed to be punished... isn't that a law or something? Rip Haywire: So, I see you're on the wrong end of the Highwayman, now. We have something in common. Miss. Bucksley: Oh my gosh, can we talk about his hat? It smells like the smudge pond at a pig farm!
That decoy car has more holes than a SyFy channel movie plot!