Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 15, 2014
Transcript:
Miss Bucksley: The Highwayman was going to kill me! I can't believe I helped him set you up like a stupid Patsy! Rip Haywire: Don't make me regret saving you. When is the Highwayman going to rob the bank? Miss Bucksley: Hee-hee already did. You and Bucksley were the suckers who were going to take the fall for his crime... Rip Haywire: Is there anything else you can tell us? Miss Bucksley: Not much important... except maybe where the $100 million is. Cobra Carson: She's almost as big a ditz as you, Lucy Ricardo. Rip Haywire: Your jealousy of naturally bouncy hair is so obvious!
Boy, these dames sure can pick’em!