This one will make up in offensiveness what it lacks in length:
Two nuns are walking along a road. All of a sudden, two ruffians grab them and drag them into the bushes. “Forgive them, Father! They don’t know what they’re doing!” the younger nun cries out.
This one will make up in offensiveness what it lacks in length:
Two nuns are walking along a road. All of a sudden, two ruffians grab them and drag them into the bushes. “Forgive them, Father! They don’t know what they’re doing!” the younger nun cries out.
The older nun responds, “This one does.”