A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, “Five beers please.”
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
The grasshopper says, “You have a drink named ‘Kevin’?”
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, a joke?”
What did the bartender say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini? “Olive or twist?”
A gorilla walks into a bar, orders a Mai Tai, and hands the bartender a $20 bill. After recovering from his shock, the bartender thinks, Hey, this gorilla doesn’t know how much drinks cost, and hands him back one dollar in change, saying, “We don’t get too many gorillas in here.”
The gorilla replies, “At 19 bucks a drink, I’m not surprised.”
Booze by the pound, and not Sterling.
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, “Five beers please.”
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
The grasshopper says, “You have a drink named ‘Kevin’?”
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, a joke?”
What did the bartender say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini? “Olive or twist?”
A gorilla walks into a bar, orders a Mai Tai, and hands the bartender a $20 bill. After recovering from his shock, the bartender thinks, Hey, this gorilla doesn’t know how much drinks cost, and hands him back one dollar in change, saying, “We don’t get too many gorillas in here.”
The gorilla replies, “At 19 bucks a drink, I’m not surprised.”