A guy goes to The Philippines for a two week vacation…
While there he makes it a point to sleep with a different prostitute every night. A few days after he gets home he notices his member beginning to turn black and blue and shrivel up, so he immediately goes to the doctor.
The doctor runs a few tests and says “I hate to tell you this, but I’m afraid we’re going to have to amputate.”
The guy says “Oh, hell no! Look, doc, no offense, but I think I’ll get a second opinion.”
The next doctor takes one look and says “Oh,no, when I was a doctor in the Navy I was stationed in the Philippines for a few years and saw several cases like yours. There’s no need to amputate.”
“Oh, thank God!” says the guy.
“Yeah”, says the doctor. “It’ll fall off by itself in the next week, or so.”
The Philippines huh?
A guy goes to The Philippines for a two week vacation…
While there he makes it a point to sleep with a different prostitute every night. A few days after he gets home he notices his member beginning to turn black and blue and shrivel up, so he immediately goes to the doctor.
The doctor runs a few tests and says “I hate to tell you this, but I’m afraid we’re going to have to amputate.”
The guy says “Oh, hell no! Look, doc, no offense, but I think I’ll get a second opinion.”
The next doctor takes one look and says “Oh,no, when I was a doctor in the Navy I was stationed in the Philippines for a few years and saw several cases like yours. There’s no need to amputate.”
“Oh, thank God!” says the guy.
“Yeah”, says the doctor. “It’ll fall off by itself in the next week, or so.”