Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for July 23, 2003
"I'm at the daily times, where comic strip activist Sadie Cohen explained why she is fighting to have Beetle Bailey returned to the paper." "The old comics are classy. Why does everything have to change?" "First you remove 'Beetle Bailey,' then my kids grow up, quit calling, and I die alone eating pudding." "Updating comic strips causes all that?" "...and SARS."