Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for July 25, 2003
"Tensions remain high at the Daily Times, where comic strip activist Sadie Cohen continues to demand the return of 'Beetle Bailey.'" "The newspaper has threatened legal. Action against the elderly reader." "But that seems only to have caused her to increase her demands" "I'll negotiate only with Garfield." "The paper has agreed hobbies to meditate." "Beetle Bailey Rules!"