Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for February 07, 2004

Transcript:

"Dear Reader, It has come to pass that the humble internet cafe where our feature takes place has become a watering hole for lots of celebrities and politicians." "For instance, Tom Daschle lives under a table. Attorney General Ashcroft lives in a pastry container where he can keep tabs on patrons." "I heard that." "Most times these folks are fairly easy to be around. Most times." "This sandwich stinks and I'm better than everyone." "Governor Dean can get very excited."