Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for July 26, 2004
Transcript:
Dark Truths Revealed. "I need to tell you about my past." "We all have skeletons, dear." "For instance, many years ago, I smooched a girl while I was dating her friend." "My mom started World War I. I caused the stock market crash and the Cuban missile crisis." "Now what's this about you two-timing?!" "Someone I'll be the one to apologize here."