Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for June 30, 2005
Transcript:
"Dear readers and shareholders, today we'd like to respond to outlandish reports you may have read in the tabloids." "It is simply not true that a rift has developed between this comic strip's two creators: Darrin Bell (the illustrator) and Theron Heir (the very handsome writer)." "We can assure you that the team is intact and working hard. So please ignore these vicious rumors." "And now back to our feature..." "Gimme a mocha, dork." "Whipped cream on that?"