Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for July 04, 2006
Transcript:
"Hello, kindly feature reader. Dr. Science here, with a tip about newspaper comics polls." "Feedback is often passionate and strong, but is reflective of the reader demographic." "Newspaper readers are an aging lot that can blanch at certain, shall we say, contemporary issues." "Jokes about e-mail infuriate me." "Who is Brangelina?!" BALLOTS