Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for September 26, 2006
"It's no longer fashionable to be a Republican. I'm leaving the party." "Not so fast." "It's not fashionable to be a Democrat either. People are ticked off at the Republicans but they don't exactly love the Democrats." "Well I don't want to give up. I want to stay involved." "Is there a political party that pledges to give away high-definition TVs?" "Keep looking."