Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for November 21, 2006
Dear kindly reader, today we look at a tragic modern phenomenon. It happens every day in America - in every home and byway. We warn you that what you are about to see and hear is not for the faint of heart, and may evoke painful memories. "Hey, it's Rudy. I'm calling from my car. I have nothing to say but I want to talk for the next 200 miles." BORED DRIVERS WITH CELL PHONES: SCOURGE OF THE 21ST CENTURY. *Sponsored by Advil and Tums.