Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for April 12, 2007
Transcript:
"Uncle Mort would turn over in his grave if he knew you were exploiting his name by selling a $6 Mortaccino." "He'd want you to give the money to charity or something." "I was thinking the same thing." "Really?" "I was thinking he'd consider me a greedy hardcore capitalist." "And?" "And I was thinking: What a chump."