Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for May 23, 2007
"This income gap's a real problem." "Who's been feeding you this stuff?" "These systemic problem are obvious. Any surfer can see what the feudal lords are doing." "Surfer?" "Did you just say 'surfer'? Do you mean 'serf'? What's going on?" "Mayday. Go nuclear. Yell 'raise the inheritance tax.'"