Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for January 15, 2008
"Hollywood is taunting me." "I'm trying to have a baby, and thus far let's just say it hasn't worked out." "But underage starlets are getting pregnant, and there are a bunch of new movies about young moms! What am I supposed to do?!" "Not an invitation for nooky." "Pretend I'm Johnny Depp."