Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for September 18, 2008

Transcript:

"Today, a letter from an anonymous reader. He writes:" "Dear Sadie, my fair and svelte maiden, Should I become president of the world's most powerful nation, or sabotage the '08 election so I can retire with you to a tropical paradise?" "Ordinarily, I don't waste my time with anonymous letters." "But my svelte shoulders do need suntan oil!" *Mngmt. does not vouch for veracity of letters.*