Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for August 11, 2009
Armstrong says, "Proclamation: Starting this week, the caf? will be closed on Fridays." Armstrong says, "There simply isn't enough business to justify staying open." Armstrong says, "I'm sorry to those of you who have made this your home away from home." Armstrong thinks, "Insert sound of crickets." Cricket says, "Chirp."