Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for November 26, 2009
Transcript:
Rudy says, "Forgive me, father. I have badly sinned." Rudy says, "I placed a call using a landline telephone." Person says, "Had you lost your iPhone?" Rudy says, "No. My iPhone was right there. I just needed really good reception, and I couldn't trust the wireless service." Rudy says, "Am I consigned to hell?" Person says, "Break off all connectio to the landline and do 500 hail MacIntoshes."