Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for August 27, 2010
Fad herald says, "Look, kids, I'm sorry to disappoint you." Rudy says, "I put all my faith in you. I buy everything you say is in." Fad herald says, "Just 'cause I can't afford to keep up, doesn't mean that you?" Rudy says, "Afford?!" Rudy says, "This isn't about affording. I go into deep, insurmountable debt to buy the latest gadget. Don't give me any of your petty excuses." Fad herald says, "But petty excuses are in." Rudy says, "Don't you dare use that tactic on me now!"