Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for September 01, 2010
Randy says, "Kindly readers, scientific literature has long established that women who spend a lot of time together synchronize their hormonal cycles." Randy says, "I believe I have discovered an analogous phenomenon in men. They, too, synchronize their cycles." Person says, "What cycles?" Randy says, "Their upgrade cycles! Look carefully, if you will, at the way men who live or work in close quarters seem to develop similar cycles for upgrading phones, televisions and other gadgets." Rudy says, "I got a new phone!" Mort says, "I got a new butter churn! He's right! AAAAHHH!!!"