Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for November 11, 2010

Transcript:

Sadie says, "Hypochondriac's Handbook. Where was I?" Rudy says, "Rule #4: Do not inhale and exhale while indoors." Rudy says, "Honestly, that makes no sense, Sadie. If you don't breathe, you'll die. So what difference does it make if you have the flu at that point?" Sadie says, "It's not a rule for me. It's a rule for the rest of you. The less you breathe around me, the less likely I'll get an airborne disease." Sadie says, "I can't rely on you, though, hence the oxygen tank and mask." Rudy says, "Will quietly delete #4."