Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for November 13, 2010
Sadie says, "Okay, dictation monkey, can you read back to me my hypochondriac's handbook rules to live by?" Rudy says, "Not really." Rudy says, "While you were talking, I was pretending to type what you said, but I was actually playing a video game on my phone." Sadie says, "I can't strangle you because I don't want to touch your cold-and-flu-ridden corpus." Rudy says, "One of those moments I just relish."