Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 04, 2011
Mort says, "You had an affair with Barry Goldwater and he left you millions of dollars?" Sadie says, "I never said I had an affair. He wanted to." Sadie says, "He couldn't get enough, but I have my scruples. Then, one day, years later, some lawyer contacted me saying Big Barry G had left me some dough." Sadie says, "I said: Put it in the account with the stuff from the others." Mort says, "Others?! Please don't say Nixon." Sadie says, "Chuck de Gaulle. Of course you know about Castro, technically still alive. But not the Stooges."