Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 16, 2011
Dear Sadie, You have got to be kidding!!! Who on earth would seriously write to Sadie? What kind of masochistic, submissive freak would submit themselves to the derision and abuse of, uh? Sadie? uh, er? a malevolent? and, uh? controlling? Oh, my Dominatrix! Deal with me as you know you must! -Chevre *(Actual reader letter) Sadie says, "Ha. Ha. Ha. Very cute. Seems like a joke, right?" Rudy says, "What?" Sadie says, "I recognize the mood, the internal struggle, even the exact language. This isn't poking fun and it's not from 'Chevre.'" Sadie says, "Rush Limbaugh, I told you to stop contacting me! It's over." Rudy says, "Certainly the most grossed out I've ever been."