Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 24, 2011
Rudy says, "You just hit on a woman by telling her your philosophy of flossing?" Randy says, "You sound so unfairly cynical." Randy says, "The main point is not about flossing. It's about having a philosophy. Women are looking for a man who has strong ideas." Rudy says, "But your philosophy is so contradictory. You tell them that you believe in the long-term value of flossing, but you're just interested in a short-term relationship with zero long-term prospects." Rudy says, "Stick that in your philosophy, fancy He-Man!" Randy says, "Over-thinking, anger, lack of huge muscles and chiseled chin. You've got to be lonely."