Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 03, 2014
November 02, 2014
November 04, 2014
Transcript:
I curse you to live forever! How's that a curse? Society will change and change and change and then one day you will cease to belong anymore. Yeah, but I'll be famous the whole time as the world's oldest man. Your your immorality will separate you from your mortal brethren. Yeah, it'll make me better than them. You will watch as your loved ones die. I'll get over it. I have forever. You will have to watch endless remakes of beloved movies. Have mercy! Have mercy!
I’d point out how unfun it’ll be when the sun goes supernova. And afterward, floating in the void. (Don’t bother saying, “We could be on other planets by then.” Eventually the entire universe will be uninhabitable.)