Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 17, 2015
Transcript:
Got yer nose! gibbit back! Sorry, your nose is now contained within an infinitely compactified space-time manifold. I believe it still exist, but in order to be certain to five sigmas, we'd need more energy than the sun has generated in the last century and a linear collider running from here to Neptune. founfit I claim academic priority in this discovery!
What would you get if you compactified all the academics in the world and strung them out between here and Neptune?And they still couldn’t find their own noses?