Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 25, 2015

Transcript:

Hahaha! Cower before me, salad bar clerk! Restaurant Your pay-by weight system is clever, but you haven't reckoned on the brilliantly calculating mind of the engineer. I've filled my bowl with nothing but cheeses, expensive dressing, cashews, and olives! Net loss to you, my friend? Several dollars. Cool. Cash or credit? Later... Must... Enjoy... Terrible... Taste...