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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 04, 2015
September 03, 2015
September 05, 2015
Transcript:
You shouldn't marry for beauty. You should marry for brains. Why? Beauty fades quickly. You say you get married at 25. You get maybe 25 years of beauty. If you go for brains, you get, like, 45 years before that fades. Are there any features that don't fade? Oh, sure. If I were your age, I'd be into a check with U.S. treasury bonds.
T bills don’t pay squat.