Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for October 28, 2015

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This presentation is about the question of whether animal altruism exists. I spent many hours doing research for this presentation, knowing full well that it would have no noticeable benefit for my career. I was not paid to do it. No potential mates will be impressed by it. I will gain no social status for having done it. It is purely a gift to the scientific community. Thus, the existence of this presentation about altruism proves the existence of animal altruism. Thank you. What a great presentation! Stop that!