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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 22, 2016
Dear Lord Satan, please accept this sacrificial ram. Ah dammit. Guys, that's a goat. Right? They're different. A ram is, like, a boy goat, right? A goat is any member of capra aegagrus. A ram is a male sheep that hasn't been castrated. So, you still want it, or... No. No animals! Why would I want wool in hell anyway? Who told you that? heh heh heh
Makes as much sense as any other religion, and more than some.