Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 03, 2016

Transcript:

Frodo! The ring must be destroyed. You must take the ring to mount down, whe- Mount Doom? I am not traveling all that way. Look, I already took care of it last week. This box is filled with stuff that came off my teeth while flossing mostly it's the white goo that you get when you eat a lot of sugar. I just dropped the ring in there. Go ahead! Fish it out. Unlimited power. Just stick your hand in their! That's what I thought.