Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for July 27, 2016
Oh dad, why are you crying? I... I don't know. It's as if a module of my brain completely inverted when your husband said I do. And now I have demands. Offputting personal demands. Marriage; noun: The moment in life when parents go from discouraging you from having unprotected sex to insisting you have unprotected sex.
He he he