Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 26, 2016
How's your lady? Oh, good. It's tough doing long-distance, though. We try to find time to talk, but it never seems to happen. And, when she really really needs me, I'm never right there for her. And, I dunno... It's hard to feel together when you don't sleep in the same bed. But she lives with you. I meant emotional distance.