Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 17, 2019
Transcript:
Chicken 1: What do you want for your birthday? Chicken 2: I just want everybody to ignore my birthday! Chicken 1: But if I ignore your birthday, I'll be giving you the perfect birthday gift, which means I'll be celebrating your birthday, which means that I won't really be ignoring it!!! Aaaugh! Birthday paradox!!
Feel free to celebrate my birthday, someone should get some enjoyment out of it. I treat it with a large round of indifference. LOL